Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Curse your sudden but […]

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to […]

Elementary, my dear Watson. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. You know […]

My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. Holmes and Watson are on a […]

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’ve opened a door […]

If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Next time you want to stab me […]

Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out […]

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. […]